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If there’s one thing that I fear the most, it’s public speaking. I get nervous when I know that a lot of people are looking at me, listening to what I’m saying and trying to figure out what the hell I’m talking about. The fear of mine heightened when I learned that I would be my brother’s best man. You see, I love my brother very much, no doubt about it, and agreeing to speak and toast on his wedding day is a huge testimony of that love. I almost know all I want to say during my bro and his soon-to-be-wife’s wedding. The only spice I need to add are best man jokes to make the guests and me at ease during this public testimony of brotherly love.

 

I’ve been up all night. I have to give a toast to my sister’s wedding tomorrow. And since, for the longest time, she’s only my family, writing a speech for her and her husband-to-be is not easy. For one, I don’t want to make her cry on her special day, even though the tears will be considered as “happy tears”, I’ll still feel sissy seeing them. So I decided to focus on my soon-to-be brother-in-law. I wrote a number of best man jokes to keep the spirit of my speech alive and fun. That way I can tell my sister how happy I am that she’s finally getting married and at the same time, I can lovingly badger my new brother.

Love. Life. Friendship. These three are my themes on my best man speech. I keep on changing the flow of my speech but these three remain my focal points. I will be standing as best man to my brother’s wedding tomorrow and I want to impart the best advices I can give to him and his lovely bride. But even though my themes seem thoughtful, I added several best man jokes that I hope would be total hits to the newlyweds and guests. I have everything written and memorized. Now all I need to do is to practice delivering and perfecting my jokes for a laughter-filled, memorable speech.

I’m not much of a talker. I love listening to other people talk but when it comes to me having the stage all by myself I immediately get the jitters. I can’t help it; I’m wired that way. But I will gladly conquer my public speaking dilemma for my lifelong friendship with my best bud. He’s getting married and it will be a once in a lifetime experience to tell people things about him that make him such a wonderful friend. But to avoid sounding so serious and emotional; of course, I added best man jokes in my speech. I wouldn’t miss this opportunity to get back at him when he said some awfully laughable things during my wedding.

Since the death of mom when I was still a kid, I wished for my dad to find happiness to a new life partner. My dad is a cool and responsible father. He makes it a point to show and say his love for me that I want him to feel loved as well. Good thing, he found a new one. I know that his love for my mom would always be there but I’m also grateful that he found my stepmom. She suits him well. So when they told me that they’re getting married and I am going to be Dad’s best man, I couldn’t be happier. So here I am, trying to write the greatest best man speech, complete with best man jokes and silly anecdotes about my father, to show them both how much I wish them the very best.

Just this morning, I was so nervous yet excited about an incident that showed my deepest brotherly love and affection I have for my best bud. I gave him and his lovely wife the coolest best man speech ever. I’m not bragging or anything, but my best man jokes were the bomb. The parents of my best bud’s wife were laughing so hard that I thought I needed to tone down the speech a bit. My best friend’s parents, on the other hand, were smiling and crying at the same time as I recounted many of our childhood crazy antics. The best man speech was so exquisitely delivered (as mentioned by the bride’s parents) that I was just so grateful that I was able to fulfill my duties with flying colors.

I’ve been up all night. I have to give a toast to my sister’s wedding tomorrow. And since, for the longest time, she’s only my family, writing a speech for her and her husband-to-be is not easy. For one, I don’t want to make her cry on her special day, even though the tears will be considered as “happy tears”, I’ll still feel sissy seeing them. So I decided to focus on my soon-to-be brother-in-law. I wrote a number of best man jokes to keep the spirit of my speech alive and fun. That way I can tell my sister how happy I am that she’s finally getting married and at the same time, I can lovingly badger my new brother.

Since the death of mom when I was still a kid, I wished for my dad to find happiness to a new life partner. My dad is a cool and responsible father. He makes it a point to show and say his love for me that I want him to feel loved as well. Good thing, he found a new one. I know that his love for my mom would always be there but I’m also grateful that he found my stepmom. She suits him well. So when they told me that they’re getting married and I am going to be Dad’s best man, I couldn’t be happier. So here I am, trying to write the greatest best man speech, complete with best man jokes and silly anecdotes about my father, to show them both how much I wish them the very best.

This is it! Only two days more and I can fulfill one of my wishes in life. Oh, this wish is actually simple but it took a long time to fulfill. I wished to stand as best man to my best friend’s (and that’s since birth) wedding! During our teenage years, we joked about the things we would say in front of the many attendees on our respective wedding days. We even have a list of the best man jokes that we came up with during one drunken night in college. And now, two days from today, the list will be immortalized. I simply can’t wait to deliver any (or all) of these.