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“A guy who has been a best man in all his friends' weddings was getting more and more anxious about his civil status. So on the latest wedding where he was best man, he said in his speech, “I'm getting anxious about this best man thing that's been going on for years. Are there any anxious bridesmaids out there?”

And though I’m not this type of best man, I still have to write an exceptional best man speeches jokes for my Dad’s wedding. And yes, you read it right. My Dad is finally tying the knot… with my mother. Isn’t that cool?

 “The best man is the best guy to call when you're lonely and sad and in need of a partner on the dance floor. He can also fix your house pipes, broken car batteries, and cover the holes in your rooftops. Never mind the groom. He'll now be exclusively working for a little private company.”

If you tell me that you didn’t crack a smile with that one, then I guess you’re not just into jokes. That one was a fine joke and I’m going to use it on my best friend’s wedding. The funny best man speeches I made are just awesome!

Just before making his speech at the wedding reception, a best man paused, looked at both the married couple and smiled. Then he looked at a bunch of bridesmaids sitting on another table and said,  “I know I'm the most good-looking guy in here. It's a shame I just did not get “the girl”. That makes me the next best man doesn't it, girls?”

“Somebody said that the role of the best man is to appear less good-looking than the groom on his wedding day. The difference is, no matter how less- good-looking the best man is, he still gets to dance almost every girl at the wedding party.”

My sample best man speech jokes.

If there’s a saying “always a bridesmaid, never a bride”, there’s also the “always the best man, never the groom.” And I’m the perfect example of latter. I’m only in my 30’s and yet I have had the honor of standing alongside eight grooms already.  The thing I learned from being a best man in more than 10 imes in my life is that when you write your speech, you need to make sure that the best man jokes are delivered with punch and effortlessly. That way there would only be chuckles, giggles, laughter, and no to weeping guests.

Writing a speech is quite hard to do, especially if it entails real emotions. When I was asked by my best friend to be the best man on her wedding day, I was a bit hesitant; not because I don’t want to be part of her special day but because traditionally, it’s the groom who picks the best man. But because I’m closer to the bride than the groom, I found it hard to incorporate best man jokes on my prepared speech. But after few revises and chitchats with the bride, I was finally satisfied with my speech. I just hope that they will find it awesome, too.

Writing is my profession. And other the pay that this passion of mine gives me, I also love the way it allows me to help other people. This may not be much to other people but I love writing best man speech jokes  for my family and friends. Whenever there’s a wedding in the family, I always ask the best man if he needs help with writing his speech. I give him different jokes that can be applied to the occasion. I love this task so much that most of the time I’m coined as the best man speech joker.

When you love someone you’ll do anything and everything to show them that you really are happy, grateful and blessed that they’re part of your life. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t joke around them or even joke about them. This is what I realized during my wedding. The best man in our wedding was my brother; the maid of honor was my husband’s sister. During the best man speech, I literally clutch my stomach because of too much laughter. My brother-in-law’s best man speech jokes were just too hilarious. I knew that my husband, even with his disapproving front, loved every minute of that speech, too.

If you’re trying your best to come up with the best “best man” speech then here are some pointers that I can give to help you express what’s on your mind. First off, yes, it’s okay to use best man jokes but you have to remember that there should be boundaries. You can talk about your best friend getting flirty in a club but you can’t talk about him doing the nasty with someone in the club. You should be aware of the feelings of his bride, his family and the family of the other party as well. Second, just follow what you truly feel.

I had a blast writing best man speech jokes for my best friends wedding. You see, Brad and I had been friends since the third grade. And so I really this brother of mine so well that it sometimes amaze our friends. I can’t complain since I always say that he knows me better than myself. And I just can’t contain my happiness that he finally found the woman for him that I know will love him through thick and thin. But enough with the mushy part now because my best man speech is just the “bomb” for the numerous and hilarious best man speech jokes that I added. I know my best friend won’t really say much about this; after all, it’s his wedding day.

There’s something about weddings that can make any man a little bit panicky. And this is not just applicable to proposing or planning a wedding with your loved one; but even with going to a wedding ceremony. I think men, in general, feel that they’re just clumsy and a bit out of place with women gushing over silverware, flowers and laces. But even with this innate avoidance to wedding, we can’t also resist the power of happiness and love. And so when a loved one ties a knot, we go and celebrate the day with everyone else. And if you happen to be the best man, incorporating the old tradition of best man jokes is a surefire sign of love.